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{"fact":"The smallest pedigreed cat is a Singapura, which can weigh just 4 lbs (1.8 kg), or about five large cans of cat food. The largest pedigreed cats are Maine Coon cats, which can weigh 25 lbs (11.3 kg), or nearly twice as much as an average cat weighs.","length":249}
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The San Diego Wildcards were a men's professional basketball team based in San Diego, California, that competed in the Continental Basketball Association (CBA) during the 1995–96 season. The team played its home games at the San Diego Sports Arena. The team was owned by sports executive Doug Logan and coached by Mauro Panaggio, who has the most wins as a coach in CBA history. The team folded on January 5, 1996 after placing a 4–17 record.
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