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The Montpellier Zoological Park is a French zoological park located in the region Occitanie, in the north of the city of Montpellier.
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The Dvůr Králové and Zelená Hora manuscripts are literary hoaxes purporting to be epic Slavic manuscripts written in Old Czech. They first appeared in the early 19th century.
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